Things that will happen to Winnie the Poo

winnie the poo was walking the woods
then piglet came and shouted "boo"
winnie the poo got heart attack
when he fell and squashed his cat
winnie the poo was choking on his honey
when he was both eating and counting his money
winnie the poo was almost dying
from dehydration of crying
winnie the poo broke his leg
when he was trying to dance ballet
winnie the poo stepped on his own poop
that was why he was called winnie the POO.